If I’m talking to you and you mention a band you like I promise I will listen to/ fall in love with them.




Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

God put blessings of abundance into women with big hips.

I got hips, thighs, and ain’t afraid of pies

(via travelingmindlostsoul)





Things I will forever be upset about:

1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me

3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised

4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be

5. I don’t know what type of wand would choose me

(via superwholock-under-the-stairs)

"If you can’t handle me at my 666 then you don’t deserve me at my 420."
- Marilyn Monroe (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

(via thelovenotebook)

(via thelovenotebook)


sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working

(Source: wigglytuffer, via borinq)


what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

(via death-by-lulz)