cynics-and-romantics:

Ultimate turn-off: When someone says Clint Barton isn’t a valuable member of the Avengers.

(via hippoghouliage)

xmenofficial:

i solemnly swear that i’m up to no good, started makin trouble in my neighborhood

(via therewasagirlwhowantedtofly)

zackisontumblr:

why is it so much more exciting to find the song you want on shuffle

(via itsa-spoopy)

guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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(Source: guy, via heart)

mill-iam:

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

(Source: millie-m0o, via encourage)

relahvant:

I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia

(via fake-mermaid)

raiseyoulikeaphoenix:

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

(Source: raiseyoulikeaphoenix, via lostno0dle)

squearnish:

"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—" 

do NOT

(Source: cyberist, via trashboat)