zaynsangthefuckingfalsettobye:

haave-you-met-ted:

do you think it goes through prince harry’s mind every single night that if he killed 4 people he could be king

i genuinely thought this was a post about harry styles killing his bandmates

(Source: reflektors, via unsincerity)

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

(Source: countsassula, via iprefercalzonetopeople)

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

(via hate)

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

(via alecstasy)

Do you ever just
Wanna do things
Do your makeup, cut your hair, take pictures, hang out with friends
Jut improve yourself in some way